faisisteachas:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

trinityburn:

So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book ~

You know when people say “What’s the alternative to cat-calling?” This. This is the alternative.

Mm nope still fucking gross
The alternative to cat calling is shutting the fuck up

How the fuck do you want people to ask others out, dude? Telekinesis? Or do you want all dating to end so that the horrible act of sex can finally stop terrorizing women?

What do you people on tumblr have against being asked out?! Should there be some international law stipulating that all heterosexual courtship may only ever be instigated or pursued by women?

No. This is jealousy, plain and simple. Why must the fact that some women receive compliments and flattery be so abhorrent to some of you? Let me tell you: if I go to the effort of putting on my hot girl disguise, I am straight up offended if nobody mentions it. This girl gets a remarkably eloquent compliment in appreciation of her interests making her beautiful - and by proxy her intellect - and you’re still not happy?

Well, I hope one of your 30 cats pees on your keyboard so that you can’t try to crap on anybody else’s parade.

Ho-hum.

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