Unemployed Philosopher

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April 2012

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samdesant1s:

90s90s90s:

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omg all my creys :’D

Apr 30, 2012140,423 notes
#n sync #it's gonna be me #justin timberlake #pronunciation
Apr 30, 2012263 notes
#engelbert humperdink
Hate to break it to you

zikrayat:

thatarabgirl:

tommyxvx:

But choosing to eat meat absolutely makes you a bad person.

Like, without question. Just a total shithead. 

im a terrible person then…mmmm la7ma<3

i was a vegetarian for 7 years

AND NOW I EAT FRIED CHICKEN AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE

I am allergic to milk, eggs, and mushrooms, the primary sources of protein in a vegetarian diet. (Unless, of course, they wish to eat their body weight in beans and pulses which would also make them horrendously overweight.)

I tried to stick to a vegetarian diet for 18 months. I became heavier; anaemic; developed acne (I was 21 - it wasn’t hormonal); had low blood pressure; and contracted several respiratory tract, kidney, and urinary tract infections.

My doctor told me that for the sake of my quality of life and longevity I needed to eat meat, even if only once or twice a week.

So yeah, I’m a fucking awful human being. Thanks.

Apr 30, 20127,414 notes
#vegetarianism #meat
Apr 30, 20123,216 notes
#hamsters #cute #roborovski #dwarf hamster
The world according to leftists on Tumblr...

big-chris-goodnight:

communismkills:

  • All Christians are evil and only Christians can be terrorists
  • The Holocaust is just like the Trayvon Martin shooting
  • “Shut up, cracker” is not racist
  • “Die cis scum” is not targeted at all normal people
  • The word “if” in a sentence is irrelevant
  • When in doubt, call everyone racist

rarely do i agree with you but left-wing + tumblr is almost never a good thing.

They let the side down for real world liberals. Badly.

Apr 29, 201220 notes
Apr 29, 20123,696 notes
♏: youswiminmywater replied to your post: youswiminmywater replied to... → bloodharp.tumblr.com

bloodharp:

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youswiminmywater replied to your post: youswiminmywater replied to your post: fuck you,…

i think the word “lame” has been so normalized that it’s acceptable to use it as slang, considering people almost never use it to refer to handicapped people. but yeah, i’m sick of people…

Apr 29, 20122 notes
  • Friend: I thought I was going on a date with a man for a minute there. But she's a woman.
  • Me: Yay!
  • Friend: Yay, vagina!
Apr 28, 20120 notes
#lol
Apr 28, 20124,691 notes
KEEP THE LIST GROWING
  • tumblr user: jews had white privilege during the holocaust
  • tumblr user: i identify as a male but my girlfriend is still a lesbian
  • tumblr user: i identify as dave strider from homestuck
  • tumblr user: if youre christian and you have the same opinion as me, youre not a real christian and i hate you even more than those other sheep
  • tumblr user: im female-born. i wore baggy pants and i felt comfortable in them THEREFOR I AM TRANSGENDERED
  • tumblr user: i dont like to have sex ALL the time so im asexual
  • tumblr user: ive self diagnosed with autism and ocd because loud noises really bother me and i HAVE to have a shower every morning
  • tumblr user: die cis scum
  • tumblr user: You're white and male, you have no say in this matter because your opinion doesn't represent my group. However, as a white fully-abled female, I'm pretty certain this cartoon is offensive to handicapped people.
  • tumblr user: you can't be pro-choice and anti-circumcision
  • tumblr user: ~body and sex positivity blog~ natural dicks are gross and real women have curves
  • tumblr user: I would love my kid more if they were gay
  • tumblr user: It's funny to joke about pairing our kids with each other because controlling the sex lives of our children isn't totally creepy and just a silly fan-shipping thing
Apr 28, 20123,576 notes
#tumblr #slacktivism
Apr 28, 20122,334 notes
Apr 27, 20124 notes
#me #personal #hair
Apr 27, 20123,235 notes
#wwhrd #what would henry rollins do #henry rollins #hank #black flag
Shouting at a LibDem politician on Twitter

Says there isn’t enough evidence that drug/alcohol addiction should be treated as a health problem.

Works for the biggest evidence-gathering-funding organisation in the country.

PALM——>FACE

Apr 27, 20120 notes
Apr 27, 2012196 notes
#vic reeves #bob mortimer #shooting stars
Can you explain the meaning behind each of your tattoos? They're beautiful by the way :)

Thank you!

There’s actually really very little meaning behind most of my tattoos.

  • My first tattoo was my stars. I got them because I liked stars.
  • My second tattoo was my wrist. This one, I have to be honest, is because the first time I ever heard this song, it reminded me of my Dad. (Well, the first verse, anyway.) When I heard the words in the chorus I knew I’d always carry them with me, so I might as well wear them as well.
  • My third tattoo was the Alkaline Trio heart on my tummy. I did a lot of my growing up to Alkaline Trio’s music, and it’s kind of a pretty standard thing for Trio fans to have Trio geek tattoos.
  • My fourth was the origami planes and crane on my arm. Everyone was getting flocks of birds because it meant freedom or whatever, so I got flocks of paper aeroplanes because LOL.
  • My fifth and sixth (both of my feet) were done in the same session. I got them because I’m proud to be learning Japanese and I wanted a permanent reminder of the accomplishments I’ve made so far, and the accomplishments to come. Plus they’re pretty.
Apr 27, 20120 notes
#anon #personal
Apr 27, 201224,722 notes
#grey #graffiti #police #criminal damage #lol
Ask me stuff, I'm bored.
Apr 27, 20120 notes
I think that putting thick plastic spiral cable tidies on my cables actually encouraged the rabbit to play with them.

Bunnyproofing = bunny entertainment centre.

*facepalm*

Apr 27, 20120 notes
#personal #rabbit #bunny #penny
Apr 27, 2012142,225 notes
#dog #cat #beware #shady
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