Mari, let’s decide on today’s dinner. Ready?
Okay, squid somen? No? Meh, it’s also a poison!
Ito konjak? No? Not feeling like ito konjak?
Then, would you like melon bread to start? No? Well, it’s also bad for your eyes.
Then what will we do? You won’t eat meat, you won’t eat vegetables, but the spicy stuff….
Hey, Curry? Mari’s put down his brush! There we go - tonight it’s curry!

No but really, I need a shiba.
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Cockapoos - Poodle Cross Breeds in Monmouthshire, UK. Lhasapoo and Cockapoo dog breeder based within easy reach of Cardiff, Gloucester and other parts of Wales and England.
For my birthday this year, I want…

GET ME A DOG
This pentagram swimsuit is motherfucking badass.
the reason dogs are my favorite animals…..
OH MY GOD
oh my god
DOGZ
Hahaha awwww.
this is so great
The thunderstorm dog, oh my heart!
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I used to have one of these! Cute until they catch the cricket…
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