Welsh. Language learner. 日本語の学生。Teaching Assistant. Tenderfoot yogini. Bunny owner. Affianced. Eideticker. Serial tea drinker. Special snowflake. I use sarcasm freely.
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Can we just appreciate this picture for a minute?
That’s what she said! #engrish
My favourite inappropriate ’50s songs.
- The Big Bopper, ‘Chantilly Lace’
Chantilly lace had: a pretty face, a ponytail hangin’ down, a wiggle in her walk, a giggle in her talk, and she knew what he liked - even though he had no money.
- Billy Ward & The Dominoes, ‘60 Minute Man’
15 minutes of pleasing, 15 minutes of squeezing, and 15 minutes of blowing his top. What happened to the other 15, Billy? Were you asleep?
- Fats Domino, ‘Blueberry Hill’
He ‘found his thrill’ there. ‘Nuff said.
- Bull Moose Jackson, ‘Big Ten Inch’
“She just loves it when I take out my big ten inch… record.” “When she gets all excited, she begs for my big ten inch… record.” Get your mind out of the gutter.
In YOUR endo!
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